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Am I straight or what?

I give you money, you give me stuff.
(Updated: 12-28-07)

Awesome tips for dating, part II.
(Updated: 8-8-07)

Awesome tips for dating, part I.
(Updated: 7-22-07)

Confused? How's this for confused? Fuck you.
(Updated: 6-23-07)

The women's rights hypocrisy, part II.
(Updated: 6-9-07)

The women's rights hypocrisy, part I.
(Updated: 4-22-07)

My vote for President in 2008.
(Updated: 3-26-07)

Columbus, GA vs. a tornado
(Updated: 3-03-07)

Breaking News: Bush knew about 9/11.
(Updated: 2-11-07)

Homeless for a reason. (2003)
(Updated: 12-18-06)

Helio. Don't call it a phone. Call it bullshit.
(Updated: 12-9-06)

Television: The refuge of the dumbed, part 1.
(Updated: 11-29-06)

I've turned into a nonsmoking bitch.
(Updated: 11-23-06)

Don't be a pansy. (2003)
(Updated: 11-11-06)

Chuck Norris hasn't been a badass since the 80's.
(Updated: 11-5-06)

Back-to-school conversations.
(Updated: 9-1-06)

Congratulations Columbus, GA. You still suck.
(Updated: 8-29-06)

The Little League World Series is pointless.
(Updated: 8-29-06)

Don't ask me to do shit.
(Updated: 6-18-06)

An objective comparison of civil rights movements.
(Updated: 5-6-06)

The Alphabet goons can suck it, part 4.
(Updated: 3-24-06)

The Alphabet goons can suck it, part 3.
(Updated: 3-23-06)

The Alphabet goons can suck it, part 2.
(Updated: 3-20-06)

The Alphabet goons can suck it, part 1.
(Updated: 2-21-06)

Our government is just completely insane.
(Updated: 2-19-06)

Formal welcome for the Proto Ogre.
(Updated: 2-10-06)

It's trendy to hate The Simpsons.
(Updated: 1-31-06)

The best of Eli Roth: Hostel.
(Updated: 1-19-06)

The worst of Eli Roth: Cabin Fever.
(Updated: 1-19-06)

How to ruin movies properly.
(Updated: 1-11-06)

You are dumber than George Bush.
(Updated: 1-11-06)

Hi, join my generic social network!
(Updated: 12-28-05)

Beware of the liargirl.
(Updated: 12-28-05)

What the hell is wrong with everybody?
(Updated: 10-27-05)

The trouble with dating, part II.
(Updated: 9-11-05)

The trouble with dating, part I.
(Updated: 9-11-05)

Forget banning gays from the military. Ban the assholes.
(Updated: 6-19-05)

Does Wal-Mart think its customers are losers?
(Updated: 6-19-05)

Why do they call themselves The Truth?
(Updated: 6-5-05)

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