Confused? How's this for confused? Fuck you.

 So a buddy of mine and his girlfriend were searching for cooked animals in barbeque sauce, when all of a sudden they found a barbeque place with a waitress that happened to be my ex-wife, the fat ex-meth head. She tried to hold her tongue in bashing me, but like everything else in her life, she failed, and in a desperate attempt to save face, she blurted out that I was confused.

Confused? What the fuck am I confused about? I'm getting an advanced graduate degree from a major university, I own my home, and I own my vehicle. Granted I don't have the nicest home or vehicle, but you don't even own your own trailer. I'll be making six figures in a couple of years, and I know exactly where I'll be in 3, 5, and 10 years. I'll be debt-free (except for a mortgage) by 35 and retired at 50. Do you even know what retirement is? It means you've saved up enough money over time and haven't blown it all on cigarettes, beer, and drugs, and don't have to work any more. It means you can support yourself and not be supported by the government or your spouse. But I'm sure self-sufficiency is a foreign concept to you as well.

What the fuck am I confused about? I haven't talked to you in 3 months, and I hope to never talk to you again. What makes me confused? Maybe if I did you, then put on my clothes and left, you might think I'm confused, but really that would make me every guy in your life. No, I know without any doubt that I don't want you in my life, so much so that I will pay for your ass to leave. Just move. Somewhere. Anywhere. Once your shit is moved in, I'll cut you a check. You'll be able to stay drunk and/or high for a whole week. Doesn't that sound wonderful?

There is no confusion here you moron. You're just mad because unlike everyone else in your life, not only will I not tolerate a single iota of your bullshit, but I will expose you like the worthless fatass that you are. All you had to do was keep your mouth shut and act civil, and I wouldn't be completely owning you right now. But not only do you call me confused, you try to hang out with my friends? Yeah, after the shit you've done that they've seen, they're really going to want to spend time with you. I mean seriously, how do you wake up in the morning and not fall on your face and die? How in the hell can you function in society with that level of stupidity?

I doubt you'll even read this, because I tried to get you the experience the awesomeness of the Breast Page in the Universe, but as you've put it, it's "too many words." Too many words? Did I try to make you read Dostoevsky? Or even a newspaper? No, I asked you once to go to nonz.net and you couldn't even get past the front page. Do big fonts intimidate you? Do I not have enough pictures to keep your attention for more than 8 seconds? Are you really that afraid to read something and maybe expand your viewpoint?

You're not evil. You're just an idiot. Evil people actually have the mental capacity to plot revenge against their enemies. All you can plot is your way to the buffet table. Evil people have goals in life and a road map to get there. You just have a road map to piss people off and expect them to forgive you every time you cry out for help.

Your friends and family either can't or won't walk away from you. But I don't suffer that attachment to you. Not only am I going to walk away from you, but I'm going to run so your fat ass can't catch me, and then throw some books in the way to scare you into doing something more productive like getting your nose broken.

Women everywhere thank you for making their gender look ridiculous. Even meth-heads are ashamed to be near you. You lose.

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