You are the worst Maddox ripoff ever!
No shit. I'm actually a Thilo ripoff (www.ninjapirate.com) since I could view his source but not Maddox's. Tomato, tomahto.
Where did you come up with such a lame name?
My parents named me Nonz Arelli because when I was born, I punched the heart monitoring machine and Black Sabbath started playing. I also had a badass leather jacket and female babies that would crawl to me when I snapped.
Where are the sketches and those nifty counters at the bottom and the hate mail?
I don't draw, so you will see very few sketches or any kind of graphics on here. The counters lower my self esteem, since they tell me that all of 5 people have seen my site. Screw that. As for hate mail, I'm sure it will roll in soon.
What are you so mad about?
Nothing really. I'm one of the most laidback people you'll never meet. I really don't care about the things I write about, just sometimes I get on a roll about something and it turns out to be halfass funny.
Do you write anything else?
Yep, but if you like rant sites, you won't like the other shit I write.
How do you come up with ideas?
Everyday experiences. I get harassed at a local bar, I talk to an annoying hippie friend, or somebody shows off their stupidity, and I get the idea to write about something.
You're an asshole. I should track you down and beat you.
That's not too hard. I've been stalked before, by guys and girls, for romantic and not-so-romantic reasons, so I have nothing left to fear. I own this site, so a simple whois will give you what you need to know. But once you find me, what are you going to do? I'm 6'2, 220 lbs, armed, and good friends with the police department and a couple of local fraternities. My apartment and car are pieces of shit due to my x-wife ruining my life, so vandalism will only help me. Do your worst.
I don't think you're an asshole Mr. Arelli, so tell me about yourself?
I'm in graduate school at Georgia Tech in engineering and finance. My personal life is personal, so you're out of luck there. Just know that I'm better than you, and we'll be fine.
Why did you start this site up?
More to come when I friggin feel like it...I've been writing my random thoughts for years before even discovering the rant community, and this site was just the next logical step. Maybe I'll get a book deal out of it, but I'm not holding my breath.