Why do they call themselves The Truth?
There are always loads of major chicks in the College Health Center, but I have to wonder how many of them are in there for STD screening. If they're not wearing a cast, in a wheelchair, on crutches, pale, or coughing, then that's the only thing they can be there for. That's enough to make me wanna deadbolt my zipper.
I'm not going to die of cancer, liver failure, or insanity. I'm going to die from crossing the street walking 2 blocks to class. I should know that when I see a woman on a cell phone in an SUV the size of a tank, she's not going to stop at the crosswalk, or at a red light for that matter.
If I die crossing the street on the way to the convenience store to buy cigarettes, is that a smoking related death? And speaking of smoking related death, don't believe a single number about annual smoking deaths unless they define what a smoking-related death is. To some studies, a smoker dying is a smoking-related death. In others, death from anything besides a car accident or a gunshot wound is smoking-related. Some of the figures will say "emphysema and pretty much every cancer except skin," while others don't say anything. Be wary of those. I'm not saying that smoking isn't harmful, or that people should smoke period, but I have to wonder how those bastards at The Truth come up with those numbers and ironically how they're not very truthful at all.
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