Formal welcome for the Proto Ogre.
I would like to take this time to welcome Proto Ogre to nonz.net. I decided to give him some webspace after laughing my fat ass off at his rants courtesy of DrakeGTA's list and after watching an endless parade of dumbasses reply to his rants. You see kiddies, Proto's old site was on GreatestJournal, which is a complete knockoff of LiveJournal that allows people to leave comments on entries. I'll be the first to admit that I have a LiveJournal, but it's only for the purpose of saving me time. Let's say that I go to Ireland for a week, so instead of answering the question "How was Ireland?" to the 20-odd people that ask, I can answer through an LJ entry once and save myself the time of telling the same bullshit 20-odd different times. Then again, maybe I should ask myself why in the hell I have 20-odd friends but I'm still sitting at home on a Friday night writing articles for you assholes.
Where was I? Oh yeah, so I had some webspace and bandwidth to spare and decided to give him some space since I believe in the Karma of Kickass. By helping out someone that kicks ass and needs a better home, I am sure to be rewarded by watching a hippie fall flat on his/her face while protesting Bush, demolishing the local bar & grill during all-you-can-eat-wings night, and maybe even getting to see some boobs. Lo and behold, all those things have happened this week, so the Karma of Kickass has totally paid off.
Of course, he's only been here a week, and I've already had a handful of requests from writers that are worse than even me wanting their own corner of the Nonzopoly. I'm not giving any more space out to anybody, because I will have to increase the amount I pay to my web host since I would need an upgrade to host anybody else. Besides, most of these hacks aren't even funny. They always mimic somebody else and can't even come up with their own ideas. Hell, I can't even come up with my own ideas or be funny, so I'll be damned if I'm going to have more than one writer on here be a dumbass, so quit asking.
Updates on here may be scarce for a while, as my latest project has me being the bassist of a band called Trampstamp. The idea came from a reader of mine who suggested that Trampstamp would be a great name for a band. You see, I can't come up with my own ideas for anything. I think beer is starting to kill the good brain cells. Fuck it, I'm out of here.
Worst update ever....